- Batman: [thinking] Meltdown. If it can't be stopped, the radiation from it will poison a whole city, and Equinox's plan will succeed.
- Equinox: Look at their clumsy dance of devastation, Batman. I couldn't have choreographed it better myself. Actually, I did choreograph it.
- Batman: You're a madman, Equinox.
- Equinox: My only desire is to keep everything stabilized.
- Batman: You call this stability?
- Equinox: Not yet, but soon. When the loss of one village is offset by the destruction of another.
- OMAC: You got a lot of fight in you for a mutant scientist, but I never quit. I'm pure warrior, down to my bones.
- Shrapnel: [getting the better of him] Brainless fool! You didn't just create Shrapnel; you brought this entire war upon yourself. The Global Peace Agency came to my country to stop a war, but destroyed an innocent village in the process. Crops, farmland, all gone. The farmers survived to try to rebuild, but I survived to get revenge!
- Buddy: Pfft. Shrapnel. Boy, I'd like another shot at him. You can't surprise Buddy Blank twice, no you...
- Batman: You okay, Buddy?
- Buddy: [taken aback] Ahh!
- [relieved]
- Buddy: Hey, Batman. Kind of embarrassed myself out there. Guess I'm never gonna be much more than a nobody janitor, huh?
- Batman: Deep inside you, there's a tough guy ready to break out. Literally.
- [hearing an explosion outside]
- Batman: Shrapnel. You'll have to excuse me, Buddy.
- OMAC: [having changed identities] Who's Buddy?
- Batman: Gentlemen, I think you'll both find this peace treaty to be fair and impartial.
- Dove: [Hawk scoffs] You just can't stand to see aggression settled by peaceful means, can you, philistine?
- Hawk: [raising his fist] Hey, I got your philistine right here, hippie.
- Batman: [they start fighting] Uh, gentlemen, let's adjourn to my ship for a refreshing beverage and a toast to... peace.
- Operative: Kafka's mission is to disrupt the balance of world power. If he is allowed to develop this rumored "organic transient metal", he would succeed.
- Operative: It's imperative we stop him. And because evidently you are incapable, we have assigned you a partner.
- Operative: [a janitor comes in] Operative Blank, mop this up immediately.
- Buddy: Uh, yes, sir. Right away.
- [noticing Batman]
- Buddy: Golly. Batman! Buddy Blank. Big, big fan. I...
- [moving to shake hands, he spills water on Batman's boots]
- Buddy: Oh. Uh, I'm so stupid. Please, Batman, sir. Let... let me clean that for you. I...
- Batman: It's fine. Really.
- OMAC: He's still shooting pieces of his body.
- Batman: And he's not running out of ammo or losing body mass. How?
- OMAC: Let the doctors figure it out, after I put that scrap heap in the hospital.
- Batman: This time, it might not hurt to try a softer touch.
- OMAC: You're right. A softer touch wouldn't hurt, which is why I'm going in swinging, hard.
- OMAC: Secure the perimeter. Kafka's mine.
- Kafka: OMAC. As usual, the paragon of subtlety. How much collateral damage did you and the GPA cause this time?
- OMAC: Don't kid yourself. We preserve peace. It's you and that gray goop that'll hurt innocent people, if I let you.
- Kafka: This "goop" will level the playing field between your peace agency and my country.
- Equinox: You don't belong here, Batman. Leave now so that my pawns may finish the game I've set in motion.
- Batman: Equinox. You're working for Kafka?
- Equinox: Think bigger, Batman. I answer to a higher order, concerned only with maintaining balance in the world.
- Batman: Then excuse me if I tip the scales in favor of the good guys.
- Batman: You said something about a partner?
- Operative: That was your partner.
- Batman: The janitor?
- Operative: Buddy Blank is the GPA's most valuable operative in the fight for world peace. That is, with a little help from Brother Eye.
- [he presses a button, and a satellite in orbit fires a beam into the building, which hits Buddy]
- Operative: Allow us to introduce the perfect weapon. OMAC, the One-Man Army Corps.
- Operative: Enhanced strength, reflexes, and an endless array of instant upgrades available via Brother Eye.
- Operative: The transformation leaves him with no memory of Buddy Blank.
- OMAC: Let's bust some heads for peace.
- Operative: You failed to capture Kafka.
- Operative: And now he's become an even greater menace.
- Batman: Your "perfect weapon" malfunctioned, and I have a hunch Equinox was behind it.
- Operative: Who? Our intelligence has no record of an Equinox. The satellite link to OMAC was simply disrupted.
- Batman: Buddy is an innocent man and you put him in jeopardy. He doesn't even know what he is.
- Operative: What he is is simply a mannequin we can dress as OMAC.
- Batman: No, he's a person. And if OMAC had some of his heart, he'd be a soldier instead of just a weapon.
- Batman: [surveying an army depot] I've got something in my utility belt that should do the job.
- OMAC: Don't bother. Brother Eye, I need a little more juice in my jump.
- Brother Eye: [firing a laser beam] As you wish, OMAC.
- OMAC: Yes! Hit me!
- [to Batman]
- OMAC: Remote molecular rearrangement via satellite. Got that in your utility belt, bub?
- Equinox: I warned you not to interfere.
- Batman: What's your stake in this, Equinox?
- Equinox: What's yours?
- Batman: I'm bringing a war criminal to justice.
- Equinox: The scales of justice, balancing right and wrong, it seems our goals are really quite similar.
- Batman: We are nothing alike.
- [he throws a batarang, which Equinox transforms into a live bat]
- Equinox: They say the flapping wings of a single butterfly can stir a wind on the other side of the world. Ever wonder what impact your little bat wings have on this world?
- Hawk: We ought to just let all these dummies wipe each other out.
- Dove: It's called diplomacy, you dunderhead; the only sane way to end a conflict.
- Hawk: Grow some guts, softie. If you don't hit 'em hard, they'll never quit.
- Dove: Oh, yeah? Bet I can stop more than you.
- Hawk: Ha! That'll be the day. You're on.
- Batman: Hawk, Dove, I'm trusting you two to disarm the ground troops while I take out those remaining warships.
- Hawk: Why do you get the warships?
- Dove: Hank, please, let's just do what Batman says.
- Hawk: Stuff it, Don!
- Batman: Enough. We've got to get both sides to the bargaining table to end this conflict. And that means no fighting between you two, either.
- [Hawk and Dove eject from the Batplane]
- Batman: [thinking] Those two make me glad I'm an only child.
- Equinox: [after his plan is foiled] No. Not this way. Not now. Looks like your flapping wings have stirred up a hurricane that even I didn't foresee.
- Batman: You can't control my fate, Equinox. My life, mine to sacrifice.
- Equinox: I beg to differ.
- [healing him, Equinox then vanishes]
- Buddy: [approachig in a radiation suit] Batman? Let's get you out of here.
- Batman: Destroying one city doesn't make up for the destruction of another, Equinox.
- Equinox: The universe requires equilibrium. Without it, everything deteriorates into chaos. You of all people should appreciate my efforts. You maintain equal parts of dark and light. It's what makes you such a formidable opponent.
- Brother Eye: Are you certain this is the correct course of action?
- OMAC: Fighting Shrapnel only makes him stronger. Just keep those shields up, brother.
- Shrapnel: Now I ask you, why won't you give up?
- OMAC: Didn't you notice? I have.
- [getting punched]
- OMAC: What's the matter, tin man? Running out of gas?
- Shrapnel: [OMAC blocks a punch] What are you waiting for? Hit me.
- OMAC: All your strength comes from other people's energy. Looks like Batman's "softer touch" worked after all.