- Marcos Novoa Pazos: Least you could do is do my Physics homework.
- Iván Noiret León: I'd rather owe you my life.
- Evelyn Pons: Don't you use towels in France?
- Jacques Noiret: And why wouldn't we use them, eh?
- Evelyn Pons: I don't know. My father says you're kind of filthy.
- [Ivan whistles for Julia]
- Julia Medina: You think I'm your lap dog or what?
- Iván Noiret León: When I call my dog, he wags his tail. You look disgusted. I think the difference is very clear.
- Evelyn Pons: [strolling along with Samuel] Now we're going to feed you, Margarita.
- Paula Novoa Pazos: His name's not Margarita. His name is Samuel. He's a boy. He has a weenie.
- Evelyn Pons: In our game, he's a girl.
- Paula Novoa Pazos: That's not fair.
- Evelyn Pons: That's so fair, because you asked to be the father and you don't have a mustache... or a weenie.
- Camilo Belmonte: I don't think you get it. Without you, her life is useless to us. She'd be worthless. And if something is worthless, we toss it in the garbage.