- Bianca Stratford: [to Kat] You've ruined my chances of being popular!
- Kat Stratford: I'm sorry, but that girl sucks. She's a teenaged Kim Jong II.
- Bianca Stratford: Speak English, you show-off!
- Kat Stratford: Kim Jong II, the dictator of North Korea!
- Walter Stratford: What's wrong with being popular? I loved it. I loved being captain of the football team, president of the Student Council. Any girl I wanted.
- Kat Stratford: Dad, that was Uncle Jimmy.
- Walter Stratford: So, it was.
- Kat Stratford: Dad, you realize we know where babies come from, right?
- Walter Stratford: Do you realize where they come out? Trust me. Not pretty.
- Kat Stratford, Bianca Stratford: Dad!
- Kat Stratford: [to Patrick] Why are people scared of you?
- Patrick Verona: Why are people scared of you?
- Kat Stratford: People are not scared of me.
- Patrick Verona: Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting.
- Kat Stratford: [to Bianca] We're going to high school, not the Academy Awards.
- Bianca Stratford: You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
- Cameron James: [to the angry crowd who realizes that there is no beer at the party] See, I didn't realize that the person who throws the party is also supposed to supply the alcohol. But I have a surprise!
- [pulls on a string to reveal a piñata]
- Kat Stratford: I'm here to talk about my sister.
- Chastity Church: Oh, what a coincidence! I was just about to send her to social Siberia.
- Bianca Stratford: [to Chastity] Great speech. Very inspiring.
- Chastity Church: Yeah, but no one cried.