- Patrick Star: Hey, pal, want some of my cotton candy? They gave it to me when I won the dart tournament. I got this, too! Check it out!
- SpongeBob: That's nice, Patrick, but I don't want any cotton candy.
- Patrick Star: Well, have some. It'll make you feel better.
- SpongeBob: I said I don't WANT ANY!
- [furiously knocks the cotton candy on the ground]
- Patrick Star: You ruined my cotton candy!
- SpongeBob: GOOD! Maybe now you know how I feel about you ruining my life!
- Carney Fish #1: Check it out! Public fight!
- Carney Fish #2: Working at the carnival sure has its perks!
- SpongeBob: [as a crowd of fish gathers around the argument] I have never felt so ashamed.
- Patrick Star: What do you mean?
- SpongeBob: If it wasn't for your Forever Glue, I wouldn't be stuck in this thing!
- Patrick Star: Well, I was only trying to help!
- SpongeBob: HELP? I think you've "helped" quite enough today!
- Patrick Star: [tearing up] Okay, if that's how you feel... I won't help you anymore!
- [runs away crying as the fish give SpongeBob hateful glares]
- SpongeBob: [nervously chuckles] A lot of drama with that one.
- Fish #2: You know, kid, your body isn't the problem. It's your heart.
- [Shows SpongeBob's heart groaning sadly]
- Fish #2: You deserve what you've gotten. Come on, we're out of here.
- [as the crowd disperses]
- Fish #2: Some people are just born mean.
- [SpongeBob is left slumping sadly]
- Leftover: [Mr. Krabs doesn't notice a stale cracker in his cupboard] What am I, chopped liver?
- Chopped Liver: No, that's what *I* am.
- [Camera reveals a jar of actual chopped liver, and we hear a rim shot in the background]
- Leftover: What am I, chopped liver?
- Chopped Liver: No, that's what 'I' am.
- [Camera reveals a jar of chopped liver right next to the cracker]