Psych (TV Series)

You Can't Handle This Episode (2010)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

Quotes 

• Carlton Lassiter : [Standing in crimescene, Shawn professes that the aparent suicude was actually murder. Juliet starts to say something when Lassiter cuts her off]  O'Hara please, I think we've got this one covered. Spencer why don't you get...

  [Lassiter cuts himself off when he notices Shawn's girlfriend Abigail standing next to Shawn] 

  Carlton Lassiter : I'm sorry did you bring a DATE, to the crime scene?

  Shawn Spencer : It was either this or ice skating

  [to Abigail] 

  Shawn Spencer : But I'm not anti-ice skating...

  Carlton Lassiter : Do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?

  Shawn Spencer : Any MORE inappropriate than yelling at a co-worker in front of his lovely date?

• Shawn Spencer : [to Gus in a whisper]  Dude the chair... the chair he stepped on to hang himself. His legs would have naturally kicked it backwards, and yet, it's tipped forward. This is remedial stuff.

  [steps forward closing his eyes and going into his 'psychic' pose] 

  Shawn Spencer : I do not believe this man was alone in the room when he died.

  Carlton Lassiter : Spencer! Enough! I'm already on to something being fishy here without your help. Look at the position of the chair.

  Shawn Spencer : [looks sincerely proud and said just audibly enough for Lassiter to hear]  Good boy Lassie...