Psych (TV Series)

You Can't Handle This Episode (2010)

James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer

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• General Major Felts : Just what in the hell did you think you were gonna get away with? I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated on my base!

  Shawn Spencer : Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?

• Shawn Spencer : [to General Felts]  I have two words for you. Army... psychic. I'll give you first shot before I pitch it to CBS as a series.

• General Major Felts : I will be contacting your superiors about this incident. There will be consequences.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Consequences?

  General Major Felts : Consequences!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn, he's going to come back with a bar of soap wrapped in a towel.

  Shawn Spencer : Would you relax. There's no way we're getting D'Onofrioed.

• Shawn Spencer : Major General...

  General Major Felts : Yes?

  Shawn Spencer : I got nothin'. I just like saying that... Those two words in sequence, "Major General." Try it, Gus.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I don't want to, Shawn!

  Shawn Spencer : Just say it!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Major General!

  [smiles] 

• Carlton Lassiter : [Standing in crimescene, Shawn professes that the aparent suicude was actually murder. Juliet starts to say something when Lassiter cuts her off]  O'Hara please, I think we've got this one covered. Spencer why don't you get...

  [Lassiter cuts himself off when he notices Shawn's girlfriend Abigail standing next to Shawn] 

  Carlton Lassiter : I'm sorry did you bring a DATE, to the crime scene?

  Shawn Spencer : It was either this or ice skating

  [to Abigail] 

  Shawn Spencer : But I'm not anti-ice skating...

  Carlton Lassiter : Do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?

  Shawn Spencer : Any MORE inappropriate than yelling at a co-worker in front of his lovely date?

• Shawn Spencer : [to Gus in a whisper]  Dude the chair... the chair he stepped on to hang himself. His legs would have naturally kicked it backwards, and yet, it's tipped forward. This is remedial stuff.

  [steps forward closing his eyes and going into his 'psychic' pose] 

  Shawn Spencer : I do not believe this man was alone in the room when he died.

  Carlton Lassiter : Spencer! Enough! I'm already on to something being fishy here without your help. Look at the position of the chair.

  Shawn Spencer : [looks sincerely proud and said just audibly enough for Lassiter to hear]  Good boy Lassie...

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : And for the record, I have the utmost respect for the United States Army, and all branches of the military for that matter.

  Shawn Spencer : [laughs]  Except of course, the Coast Guard. Did you see The Guardian?

• Shawn Spencer : Jules, I owe you an apology. I was wrong.

  Juliet O'Hara : For accusing my brother?

  Shawn Spencer : No, I was gonna say you were right. I looked it up. Eve Plumb did do three episodes of The Love Boat, playing three completely different characters. Turns out she had a lot more range than I gave her credit for. But, now that I'm thinking of it, I was also wrong to accuse your brother. He saved our lives and, well, I owe him for that.

  Juliet O'Hara : That is very sweet.