Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp (TV Series)

There's No Business Like Snow Business (1970)

Dayton Allen: Lancelot Link, Ali Assa Seen, Dr. Strangemind, Commander Darwin

Quotes 

• Baron von Butcher : This is the first step in my brilliant plan to steal and dispose of the Star of Karachi Diamond.

  Ali Assa Seen : I await your word, my leader. Yeah, yeah, y-yeah, yeah.

  Baron von Butcher : Tonight, you will steal the Star of Karachi Diamond. Then you will deliver it to the Duchess at Big Mountain Ski Resort.

  Ali Assa Seen : I understand.

  Baron von Butcher : I will get the diamond there and deliver it to the Dragon Woman on her nuclear power junk.

  Ali Assa Seen : Excellent!

  Baron von Butcher : Uh-huh. Danke Schoen.

  Ali Assa Seen : You and certainly welcome. Yeah.

  Baron von Butcher : Now, listen.

  [the Baron coughs] 

  Baron von Butcher : The Dragon Woman will then smuggle it into Hong Kong and sell it to a wealthy diamond merchant I have contacted.

  Ali Assa Seen : An ingenious plan.

  Baron von Butcher : I have covered every detail.

  Ali Assa Seen : How do I steal the diamond?

  Baron von Butcher : That's your problem.

• Narrator : A short time later, at the Headquarters of A.P.E., the Agency to Prevent Evil, Commander Darwin, the Head of A.P.E., awaited the arrival of his two top agents; Lance Link and Mata Hairi.

  Commander Darwin : Sit down, you two.

  [Darwin clears his throat] 

  Mata Hairi : Hi, Commander. What's new on the robbery?

  Commander Darwin : We just intercepted a phone call from Ali Assa Seen to the Duchess out at the Big Mountain Ski Resort.

  Lancelot Link : Oh, what's your theory, Darwin?

  Commander Darwin : They're passing the diamond there. I'm sure.

  Mata Hairi : Oh, those fiends! Ooh!

  Lancelot Link : Don't worry, Commander. We'll stop them.