- Sam and Dean head to a small town where people are murdered by famous dead icons. However the brothers come to a dead end when two teenagers reveal they saw Paris Hilton kidnap their friend.
- Sam and Dean decide to start hunting together again and their first case leads them to a small town whose inhabitants are being killed by famous dead icons like Abraham Lincoln and James Dean, etc. Once they discover Paris Hilton has been involved in demonic crimes too, they don't know what to believe anymore.—matt-282
- Sam and Dean travel to a small town to investigate the mysterious death of a man in his parked Porsche. They lean that the car is James Dean's "Little Bastard" and the victim's best friend has recorded his death. Meanwhile another man is murdered by Abraham Lincoln and they go to a wax museum. When Sam is attacked by Gandhi, they discover that idols are killing their fans.—Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
- Two guys admire a vintage car in a garage, a silver Porshe called "Little Bastard." They'd been looking for it. They want to record turning it on for posterity. One leaves for a camera. In the garage, the air turns cold and the radio goes on. The engine revs.
The guy with the camera comes back in the garage and finds his friend is missing most of his face.
Sam and Dean head there. Sam's not sure it's the best use of their time, what with the impending Apocalypse and all. Dean wants to ease into working together. He wants it to be a fresh start.
Canton, Ohio
Agents Bonham and Copeland check with the local police. They think they've caught the guy. The sheriff shows them the tape. Dean wonders how Cal would have slammed his friend into the windshield with the force of an 80 mph crash.
The boys talk to Cal. He tells them about tires squealing and glass breaking. He says the car did it. And now we learn that's the car James Dean was killed in, and it's supposedly cursed.
Dean explains that after James Dean died in it his mechanic fixed it up and the car re-payed him by crushing him. Then another driver was killed in it on a race track. Then in 1970 it vanished off the back of a truck.
Dean thinks they have to check the engine number. He sweet talks the car not to kill him then slides under it. After a few creaks and groans, he slides out with the info and sets Sam on tracking down the rest. Dean takes his free time to chat up a hot bartender.
Sam calls, saying he traced all the previous owners. He hears the crack of a pool break over the phone and nails Dean for being in a bar. He also says the first owner was a cardiologist. Not James Dean. The Porsche is a fake.
A man's housekeeper says goodnight and leaves. The room turns cold. He hears a creak behind him and turns to recognize someone dead. It appears to be Abe Lincoln. Blood spatters on the wall. Not very presidential.
The brothers visit William Hill's house. He died of a gunshot wound to the head. But there's no gun, no powder and no bullet. The sheriff thinks it must have been a professional killer, like in "Michael Clayton" he says.
They go talk to the distraught housekeeper, who just wants to go home. Sam busts out some old Spanish. She tells him she saw someone tall, with a beard and a long black coat and a tall hat. Then she says Abraham Lincoln killed Hill.
At the motel, Dean finds James Dean in a freeze frame of Cal's video. They think they've got famous ghosts killing their super fans.
They wonder what they're doing in Canton. A quick Internet search later and they're at the Canton Wax Museum, staring down wax Gandhi, Lincoln and others. The two victims were regulars.
The owner tells them Wax Abe is wearing Real Abe's hat. And they've got James Dean's key chain, Gandhi's glasses and a whole new batch of stuff for the kids.
Later that night, Sam loads up the trunk. He comes in to find Dean talking to someone saying maybe the Apocalypse has got the ghosts all hot and bothered and "we all know whose fault that is." He says it was Bobby. Dean doesn't care that Sam heard what he said.
They head to the museum and break in, because that's how they do. Sam wants to torch it and leave. Dean goes for James Dean's key chain. Sam stares down Wax Abe. Both have perfect skin.
The doors suddenly slam shut behind him, trapping him. Something knocks the shotgun out of his hand. And then the tiny little Gandhi ghost is riding Sam like a howler monkey. Dean comes in and almost pauses to laugh. But he tosses Gandhi's glasses in the fire and Sam is safe. Dean mocks him for not being a fan of someone cool.
Back at the motel, Sam says he felt like Ghost Gandhi was trying to take a bite out of him, which is weird because Gandhi was a fruitarian. Sam's not sure it's over. Dean's ready to blow town. Sam doesn't think it's working between them. He wants to know how long he'll be on double secret probation. Dean says until he says so. Sam tells Dean they have to work differently than they did before and that one of the reasons he ran off with Ruby was to get away from Dean, to quit feeling like his little brother. Dean has to let him grow up. They're interrupted by a call.
The sheriff points them to two crying teenagers. They can't believe "she" took their friend. Paris Hilton. She looked really good, though. "Skinny, and fast." The boys regroup. Paris Hilton isn't dead, so it's not a ghost. They begin again. Sam does an autopsy on one of the victims, which consists of digging a hole in his chest and fishing out a pair of small black things.
Sam comes out telling Dean they should have factored in the enormous blood loss. And he found seeds in both victim's bellies.
Some Internet searching tells Sam the seeds are from a forest in the Balkans that was chopped down 30 years ago. Local legend says it was guarded by a Pagan god named Leshii who ate his worshipers. To kill him, they have to chop off his head with an iron ax. They're off to decapitate Paris Hilton.
Back at the museum, they break into an area closed for renovations. They find the missing girl, barely alive. Suddenly, Dean is getting beat up by Leshii, now in the form of Paris Hilton (played by the real Paris Hilton). She throws Sam across the room and pronounces it "awesome," after pausing to fluff her hair.
With both boys out cold, Paris/Leshii sharpens her nails on a knife and waits for them to wake up. "I'm so glad you're awake for this," she says, "this is gonna be huge." Leshii tells them how people used to adore her, but she's been wandering since they cut down her forest and built a Yugo plant. But then someone tripped the Apocalypse and she decided to come out in the open and feast on the fans in Canton.
Dean calls her a nutty god. Paris/Leshii replies: "You people are the crazy ones, you used to worship gods. But this? This is what passes for idolatry? Celebrities? What have they got besides small dogs and spray tans?"
Leshii goes to eat Dean, but he tells her she can't because he's not a Paris Hilton fan. She walks away to turn into their dad and Dean breaks free. She starts to beat the tar out of him again but Sam comes to his rescue, hacking her pretty little head off. "Dude," Sam says, "you just got wailed on by Paris Hilton."
In the final scene, they pack up and leave town. The clueless sheriff is putting out an APB on Paris Hilton, but the girl she kidnapped will be OK. Dean tells Sam he'll try to let up. He says neither of them could have known killing Lilith would be a bad thing. Sam says they should go down fighting, but on the same level. Dean agrees. And he lets Sam drive.
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