Mon, Sep 17, 2012
In episode sixthe Legend of King Arthur springs to life when a Burnistoun man pulls the magic sword, Excalibur, out of the pavement. Meanwhile two punters enjoying a lock-in at the pub find their enjoyment eerily curtailed by the pub's ghost!Identical twins Dom and Tom Thoms illustrate how their tendency to finish each other's sentences isn't helped by the fact they are often talking at cross purposes; and Burnistoun's failed entrepreneur, Alex Ciderson has another misguided invention. And McGregor and Toshan, the self-styled 'quality polis' team, finally get their come-uppance.
Mon, Apr 11, 2011
An innocent family singsong takes a devilish turn; the local funeral director solves the age old question of whether to go for burial or cremation; and an ambitious employee panics when the Boss tells a joke that isn't funny. Meanwhile Burnistoun's self-styled favourite son, Biscuity Boyle, proves to be well past his sell-by date at speed dating and the 'quality police' patrol men, McGregor and Toshan, try to find out who's the toughest in a pepper spray battle.
Mon, Aug 27, 2012
In episode three misguided entrepreneur, Alex Ciderson, invents a new way of packaging beer; McGregor and Toshan gatecrash a party; while pals Peter and Scott find they have a different approach to shaving a certain part of their anatomy. The Kilty Club's Herry McLoudery massacres another Scots song, and in another of his home videos Jolly Boy John displays some unusual ways with pakora. An incompetent taxidermist manages to make a pig's ear out of a stuffed dog, thus enraging one pet-loving Burnistoun resident, while another is driven to distraction by his new talking alarm clock.
Mon, May 9, 2011
In this episode there's a problem for Burnistoun's Housing Association when a resident complains about a strange presence in his house, a gullible customer at a car-boot sale gets fleeced over a denim jacket, and a couple who met on the TV show Blind Date seem unable to forget the experience. Peter and Scott's rivalry intensifies as they try to decide who's the alpha male in their relationship, the two old ladies, May and Nan, have an argument over numbers at the bingo which erupts into violence, and Burnistoun's own caped crusader, Doberman Man, shows off his trophy cave to his new sidekick, Doberman Man Woman.
Mon, Apr 18, 2011
Local entrepreneur Alex Ciderson demonstrates his new invention, a pie scarer. Paul and Walter, the squabbling siblings in the ice-cream van, celebrate their dead mother's birthday with rival birthday cakes, and pub singer Ronnie Dreech delivers a literally explosive set. Meanwhile, a young man's chat-up routines are continually foiled as he swallows a succession of insects, cheeky 12-year-old boys Marky and Rosso set out to embarrass a family friend, and McGregor and Toshan - Burnistoun's quality police - have a new take on tackling the problem of teenage delinquency.