- Crowley: [answering the phone] Fell's Bookshop. We probably don't have what you're looking for and we wouldn't sell it to you if we did.
- Demon Josh: mean, I'm just happy when you don't sentence me to the Dung Pits for pissing you off. I mean, a day I don't get sent to the Dung Pits is a good day. I mean, as long as there's a day that nobody rips out my tongue for talking too much. A day when nobody sends you to the Dung Pits or rips out your tongue for talking too... Am I talking too much?
- Aziraphale: My car is not yellow. It has never been yellow. It is not going to start being yellow now!