- Conan O'Brien: You're the first guest to bring snacks, but thank you very much.
- Nick Cannon: I heard y'all talkin' about all this healthy food out here, thought I'd bring some licorice and somebody, y'know...
- [offering to Bill Maher]
- Bill Maher: No, not me.
- Conan O'Brien: I'm good.
- Nick Cannon: You sure? All right.
- Conan O'Brien: I don't even know what licorice is, frankly. I'd be on one of your polls, like 40% of Americans that don't- I don't even know what licorice is.
- Bill Maher: Licorice is shit.
- [audience laughter]
- Nick Cannon: All right. I'll put these away then.
- Bill Maher: But you look good eatin' it, that's what matters. Look, he's got the tie down.
- Conan O'Brien: We just lost the big licorice sponsorship: "How dare they?"