Castle (TV Series)

Vampire Weekend (2009)

Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [Castle enters, dressed in his outfit from 'Firefly', surprised to find Alexis up so late] 

  Alexis Castle : Hey.

  Richard Castle : Hey.

  [pause] 

  Richard Castle : I was... I was just... trying on my... Halloween costume.

  Alexis Castle : What exactly are you supposed to be?

  Richard Castle : Space cowboy.

  Alexis Castle : Okay. A, there are no cows in space. B, didn't you wear that, like, five years ago?

  Richard Castle : So?

  Alexis Castle : So, don't you think you should move on?

  Richard Castle : I like it.

• [Castle and Beckett arrive to find a dead guy with a stake in his heart in a cemetery] 

  Richard Castle : Looks like Buffy's visiting the Big Apple.

• [Castle admiring the artwork at a murder victim's apartment] 

  Richard Castle : Reminds me of early Frank Miller.

  Kate Beckett : Which Frank? Epic Comic or Dark Horse years?

  Richard Castle : Oh, my God. That is the sexiest thing I ever heard you say.

• [last lines] 

  [after being pranked by Beckett] 

  Kate Beckett : Now we're even.

  Richard Castle : I'm giving you the bird.

  [hands Beckett his stuffed raven] 

• Kate Beckett : [at Dr. Frank's shop]  I hope this is for real, Castle, because if it's not, we're shortchanging our John Doe.

  Richard Castle : Oh, trust me. I can't believe you've never heard of this place. I get all my costumes here.

  [gasps] 

  Richard Castle : We can use this opportunity to find you one for my Halloween party. How about...

  [pulling a costume off the rack] 

  Richard Castle : ...slutty nurse?

  Kate Beckett : Fantasize all you want, Castle. I am not trying on costumes for you.

• Kate Beckett : Castle, what are you doing?

  Richard Castle : [wearing plastic vampire teeth]  Do these make me look immortal?

  [pause] 

  Richard Castle : Do you wanna, uh, go get something pierced?

  Kate Beckett : No.

  [glances down at his crotch] 

  Kate Beckett : Do you?

  Richard Castle : Uh. Wow.

• Richard Castle : I had no idea you were interested in comic books.

  Kate Beckett : Oh, Castle, the things you don't know about me could fill a book.

• [after Castle helps Alexis rescue her drunk friend from a senior party] 

  Alexis Castle : Do we have to call her parents?

  Richard Castle : We do. Get me their number.

  Alexis Castle : She'll get in so much trouble.

  Richard Castle : Less than if you had left her there.

• [at Castle's Halloween party] 

  Richard Castle : Careful. That is a potion of my own concoction. Drink it, and who knows who or what you may become. Also, you might wonder what happened to your pants.

  Lanie Parish : Ooh. Sounds like my kind of party.

• Richard Castle : So, the body's already in a graveyard. Someone's trying to save some time.

• [after Castle is bitten by a suspect who has porphyria] 

  Richard Castle : Exactly how contagious is it?

  Lanie Parish : It's a genetic disease. Besides, I put enough antibiotics on that bite to kill a small animal. Now, if we're done here, I gotta head back to the slab and see a man about a corpse.

  Kate Beckett : Thank you, Dr. Parish. Castle was totally freaked out.

  Richard Castle : You wanna bite me, you buy me dinner.