House M.D. (TV Series)
Ignorance Is Bliss (2009)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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James Sidas : It's lonely, isn't it?
Dr. Gregory House : It's not that bad.
James Sidas : Then you're not that smart.
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Dr. Robert Chase : What are you so excited about?
Dr. Gregory House : Why wouldn't I be? Got all my starters back, plus a couple of first-class free agents. I feel like Mike Tomlin.
[Tomlin look-alike Foreman glares at him]
Dr. Gregory House : Probably not as much as you do, but... you get the idea.
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Dr. James Wilson : Have you considered the possibility that this is a fake address.
Dr. Gregory House : You think she'd send me to a vacant lot for Thanksgiving dinner?
Dr. James Wilson : If she's smart.
Dr. Gregory House : She is. So I ran it through Motor Vehicles. Good as gold.
Dr. James Wilson : This *cannot* end well.
Dr. Gregory House : Don't want it to end well. You should come as my date. You're not gonna want to miss this.
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Dr. Gregory House : I feel like Mike Tomlin. Probably not as much as you do, but you get the idea.
[Dr. House looks at Dr. Eric Foreman who looks exactly like Mike Tomlin]
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Dr. Gregory House : Guess I deserved it.
Dr. Robert Chase : Well, if I thought that, I wouldn't be apologizing.
Dr. Gregory House : Your fist slipped?
Dr. Robert Chase : Everyone kept bugging me. Asking if I was okay.
Dr. Gregory House : So you busted my nose to keep people off your back?
Dr. Robert Chase : Pretty much.
Dr. Gregory House : Making people even more worried about you.
Dr. Robert Chase : Maybe, but at least they're not talking to me about it.
Dr. Gregory House : ...Fair enough.
Dr. Robert Chase : Cheers.
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Dr. Gregory House : 16 splenectomies. Pretty sure he gets a set of steak knives.
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Dr. Gregory House : What about you? Got any predictable drivel you'd like to add?
Dr. Robert Chase : I think they've given you enough already.
Dr. Gregory House : Well at least they're trying. They're not just sitting there like roadkill. Give me something! Give me something or I'll get your ex-smarter half on the phone and ask her!
Dr. Eric Foreman : House.
[Chase rises, and walks to House and punches him]