It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Hits the Road (2009)
John 'Cha Cha' Ciarcia: Fruit Vendor
Quotes
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Mac : [Handing Charlie a pear] Chomp into it.
Charlie Kelly : Just bite it?
Mac : Yeah.
Charlie Kelly : Okay.
Mac : Like a piece of fruit, you would bite into it...
Charlie Kelly : [Charlie bites pear] Agh! Tastes like sand.
Mac : Like sand? Oh, that-that pear's not ripe, dude.
Charlie Kelly : Ah.
Mac : He burned us. Gypsy son of a bitch burned us! Excuse me, sir? What are you doing to my friend, Bozo? You burned us. It's dry.
Fruit Vendor : You picked it out.
Mac : Well, let's not get into a whole who picked out what. It's... I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear.
Charlie Kelly : I can't, I just ate it.
Mac : The whole thing?
Charlie Kelly : Yeah. It was pretty gross and I...
Mac : The stem and-and the core?
Charlie Kelly : You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!
Mac : Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?
Charlie Kelly : Yeah, it was gross!
Mac : Of course it's gross... it's a sticker, bro!
Charlie Kelly : I eat stickers all the time, dude!
Mac : Oh my god! This whole thing is a disaster. I'm going back to the car.