iCarly (TV Series)
iThink They Kissed (2009)
Nathan Kress: Freddie Benson
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Quotes
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Freddie Benson : [to Carly] So, how'd Sam do at the dentist?
Carly Shay : Like you'd expect.
Freddie Benson : She bit him?
Carly Shay : Four times. He may lose part of his finger. But then, the dentist gave her some of that wacky gas.
Freddie Benson : Nitrous oxide?
Carly Shay : Mm-hmm. And then...
Freddie Benson : What?
Carly Shay : Oh, she started saying some pretty weird stuff.
Freddie Benson : Weird how?
Carly Shay : Like, she thought her thumb was missing.
Freddie Benson : Was it?
Carly Shay : No! And then she said that you two kissed.
Freddie Benson : So she really thought her thumb was missing? That's so crazy.
Carly Shay : And she said you two kissed.
Freddie Benson : I'm coming, Mom!
Carly Shay : Your mom didn't call you.
Freddie Benson : I heard the whistle!
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Carly Shay : [to Sam] Is what Sam said true?
Freddie Benson : No. I'm sure she has both her thumbs.
Carly Shay : Did you and Sam kiss?
[Freddie tries to run away, but Carly tackles him and pins him down on the ground]
Carly Shay : Tell me!
Freddie Benson : No!
[flips Carly and pins her to the ground]
Carly Shay : Whoa! When did you get so strong?
Freddie Benson : Same time the voice got lower!
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Freddie Benson : [after Carly, Freddie and Sam are duct-taped by prisoners]
[to Carly]
Freddie Benson : Why did you tell them where the duct tape was?
Carly Shay : I was trying to be helpful.
Sam Puckett : Yeah, you helped 'em, all right.
Carly Shay : Well, it's Freddie's fault. When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops.
[imitates Freddie's voice]
Carly Shay : "Well, you do realize we have to call the police."
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Sam Puckett : Ah, what's the big chiz? It's normal for teeth to fall out.
Carly Shay : Yeah, when you're 5.
Freddie Benson : Or 90.
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Spencer Shay : Hey, you guys, which one of these shirts do you think I should wear tomorrow?
Carly Shay : To where?
Spencer Shay : Prison.
Freddie Benson : Prison?
Carly Shay : Oh my God, what did you download?
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Carly Shay : [to Freddie] Did you and Sam kiss?
Freddie Benson : Okay. Yes, it's true. Sam and I kissed.
Carly Shay : Oh, my God!
Freddie Benson : I was bummed about never kissing anyone, and I was out on the balcony, and Sam came out, and she said she'd never kissed anyone either, and then we ended up kissing.
Carly Shay : Oh, my God.
Freddie Benson : It was just one time. Except for that other time, but that might have been Sam's twin sister. I'm still fuzzy on the whole Melanie thing.
Carly Shay : You guys are my best friends. How come neither one of you told me?
Freddie Benson : We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh, man, I've been speaking of it again!
Carly Shay : I'm calling Sam right now.
Freddie Benson : No! If you tell Sam I told you, she'll kick me in places that should never be kicked!
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Carly Shay : [to Sam] Why didn't you tell me that you and Freddie kissed?
Sam Puckett : I...
Freddie Benson : [as he opens the door] Hey, can I run upstairs for a second and install these...
Sam Puckett : You spoke of it!