How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Double Date (2009)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

• Lily Aldrin : [During Marshall's fantasy with Lily dying of a hiccup disorder]  It's time, baby.

  Marshall Eriksen : [Crying]  I will never love again!

  Lily Aldrin : No, Marshall, you must! And after an appropriate number of years you should find someone else - someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time and... plow her like a cornfield.

  [hiccups and dies; Marshall cries] 

  Minister Giles : [at Lily's funeral]  ... and so Marshall, to honor Lily, you must find that busty delivery girl from that one time, and plow her like a cornfield.

  [Ted, Robin, and Barney comfort Marshall, who's still crying] 

  Minister Giles : [an appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl] 

  April : [an appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl]  Delivery for Marshall Eriksen.

  Marshall Eriksen : [looks up at heaven]  This is for you, Lil.

  [to Busty Delivery Girl while opening his shirt] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Where do I sign?

  [necks her] 

• Marshall Eriksen : [to Barney]  Ooh girlfriend troubles, I wish I could help you but my totally awesome wife just bought me a lap dance with her body double. If you need me I'll be getting grinded like some pepper in the champagne room