- Lola: [reading the competition question to herself] "In twenty words or less: say why you deserve a holiday with McVitie's Jammie Faces."
- [Mandy enters Lola's nail studio]
- Lola: Ah! Mandy! Why do I deserve a holiday? McVitie's are having a competition to win a cruise. You have to collect a lot of coupons, but luckily I eat lots of biscuits for the vitamins. I have to say in twenty words or less, why I deserve a holiday.
- Mandy: Right. You need to pull at the heartstrings here, get 'em feeling sorry for you.
- Lola: Okay. "I deserve a holiday with McVitie's Jammie Faces, because..."
- Mandy: Oh, your family have just died in an industry explosion.
- Lola: That's ten words. I need ten more.
- Mandy: And... you have only three months left to live yourself.
- Lola: Twenty!
- Mandy: I'll pop it in the post.