The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

The One About Friends (2009)

Sanaa Lathan: Donna Tubbs

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : I broke up a family and sent away the only friend Cleveland Jr. had.

  Donna Tubbs : I know. I mean, Lester's not perfect, but he is Ernie's father, Cleveland.

  Cleveland Brown : Whoa! Listen to you. "He's Ernie's father." Yesterday, you were all: "Call Child Services. Call Child Services. They'll have a conversation. Oh, maybe they'll hug it out. Oh, that'll be great."

  Donna Tubbs : Oh, that's only because you were all, "My kid is Ionely. He's a loser. Blah, blah, blah. I gotta get him a friend. Oh, I sat on my nuts."

  Cleveland Brown : Uh-huh. And you're all, "Oh, Cleveland, even though we have our differences I should probably pleasure you right here in the kitchen. Any way you want. Whatever makes you feel good the fastest so you can get out there and reunite that family."

  Donna Tubbs : And then you're like, "No, that's okay. I'll just go in the bathroom and take care of myself real quick and then get out there and bring Ernie home."

  Cleveland Brown : Oh, man. Why did I have to say that?