It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Great Recession (2009)
Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds
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Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : [Frank is hanging by a noose] Whoa. What the hell's going on over here?
Dee Reynolds : Oh, Frank's trying to kill himself.
Charlie Kelly : Oh, my God. Is he all right? Frank, are you all right?
Frank Reynolds : Don't try to stop me.
Dennis Reynolds : Oh, my God.
Charlie Kelly : Oh, so he's alive.
Frank Reynolds : I lost all my money in a Ponzi scheme, Charlie. I'm broke!
Dee Reynolds : His neck is so thick, I feel like he's just gonna swing and dangle around for a really long time.
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Mac : All right, let's get this guy outta here, send him a message.
Dennis Reynolds : Let's do it.
Charlie Kelly : Right, let's slash his tires.
Mac : Well, not that though, because then he can't leave. That doesn't make any sense.
Charlie Kelly : Well, you start putting plans under microscopes, nothing's gonna make sense, all right?
Mac : Lots of things make sense. Slashing someone's tires so that they leave makes no sense.
Charlie Kelly : You're gonna put everything I say under a microscope, bud?
Dennis Reynolds : It's a stupid idea, Charlie.
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Charlie Kelly : Now let's talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash? How do I dispose of the trash?
Dennis Reynolds : I don't know. We disposed the trash in the dumpster last night. What are you doing with it?
Charlie Kelly : I am taking it to the furnace.
Mac : We have a furnace?
Charlie Kelly : Absolutely. Where do you think the heat comes from?
Dennis Reynolds : You burn the trash in the furnace?
Charlie Kelly : This bar runs on trash, dude. This bar is totally green that way.
Dennis Reynolds : How is burning trash green?
Charlie Kelly : Uh, because I'm recycling the trash into heat for the bar and lots of smoke for the bar. I'm giving the bar the good smoky smell that we all like.
Mac : The bar smells like trash.
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Charlie Kelly : [Charlie is walking with two trash bags in his hands] Now, let's talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash? How do I dispose of the trash?
Dennis Reynolds : I don't know. We disposed of the trash in the dumpster last night. What are you doing with it?
Charlie Kelly : I am taking it to the furnace.
Mac : We have a furnace?
Charlie Kelly : Absolutely. Where do you think the heat comes from?
Dennis Reynolds : You burn the trash in the furnace?
Charlie Kelly : This bar runs on trash, dude. This bar is totally green that way.
Dennis Reynolds : How is burning trash green?
Charlie Kelly : Uh, because I'm recycling the trash into heat for the bar, lots of smoke for the bar. I'm giving the bar the good smoky smell that we all like.
Mac : The bar smells like trash.
Dennis Reynolds : That's the exact opposite of green, Charlie.
Charlie Kelly : Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I could put the trash into a landfill where it's going to stay for millions of years, or I could burn it up and get a nice smoky smell in here and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars.
Mac : That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.