How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Duel Citizenship (2009)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Marshall Eriksen : Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips from Connecticut all the way to Chicago just for Gazzola's pizza.

  Ted Mosby : 2 hours. No map. We'd just jump in the Fiero and drive. We were like Lewis and Clark, if Lewis and Clark peed in empty soda bottles and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe.

  Marshall Eriksen : Man, those Gazzola trips, that's... that's when we really became bros.

  Ted Mosby : We ate nothing but jerky.

  Marshall Eriksen : Drank nothing but Tantrum.

  Narrator : Ah, Tantrum. Tantrum was a soft drink with the highest caffeine content legally available over the counter. It was eventually discontinued after an extensive study by the FDA.

  [Shows ratss on tantrum in a cage. The rats are very hyper. One rat literally explodes] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, man, we went through a whole case of Tantrum one trip.

  Ted Mosby : I was color blind for two weeks after that.

  Marshall Eriksen : I think that's the reason that I pass out when I hear church bells.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Make fun of the Great White North all you want, but Canada is the greatest country in the world.

  Barney Stinson : Great... Social experiment.

  [Chants] 

  Barney Stinson : U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

  [Rest of the bar joins in] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : What does that even prove? They'll chant at anything. Ca-na-da! Ca-na-da!

  [No one joins in] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Ca-na... all right, so they won't chant at anything.

  Barney Stinson : [Chants]  Shrimp fried rice! Shrimp fried rice!

  [rest of the bar joins in] 

  Ted Mosby : [Coming in]  Shrimp fried rice, totally!

• Ted Mosby : Marshall and I haven't done something, just the two of us, for so long. Ever since he got married, he's turned from an "I" to a "We".

  Barney Stinson : What do you mean?

  Ted Mosby : Think about it.

  Ted Mosby : [Flashback]  Hey, haven't seen you all week. How you doing?

  Marshall Eriksen : [With Lily]  We're doing great.

  Ted Mosby : Do you watch the Jets game?

  Marshall Eriksen : We most certainly did.

  Ted Mosby : How'd things go at the doctor?

  Marshall Eriksen : We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.