- Vicki Donovan: Why did you do it?
- Damon Salvatore: I was... bored.
- Vicki Donovan: You did this to me out of boredom?
- Damon Salvatore: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.
- Elena Gilbert: Is Stefan here?
- Damon Salvatore: Yep.
- Elena Gilbert: Where is he?
- Damon Salvatore: And good morning to you, little Miss I'm-On-A-Mission.
- Elena Gilbert: How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done?
- Damon Salvatore: And how you can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?
- Elena Gilbert: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
- Damon Salvatore: Yes, you would.
- Elena Gilbert: But I'm not dead.
- Damon Salvatore: Yet.
- Elena Gilbert: [about Jeremy] Can you make him forget?
- Stefan Salvatore: Elena...
- Elena Gilbert: Stefan, please. I don't know how he'll ever get past this. I just want him to forget everything that happened.
- Stefan Salvatore: If I did it, there's no guarantee that it would work... because of who I am, because of how I live. I don't have the ability to do it right.
- Damon Salvatore: I can do it. If this is what you want. I'll do it.
- Vicki Donovan: [to Stefan] Ugh, does this sketchy feeling ever go away? It's like I have a massive hangover. And this daylight thing is a bitch! I need more blood. Where's your bathroom, I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead.
- Elena Gilbert: Part of me wishes that I could forget, too. Forget meeting you, finding out what you are and everything that's happened since.
- Stefan Salvatore: That's what you want?
- Elena Gilbert: Yes, it is. Because I don't want it to be like this. I don't want to feel like this. But I can't. With everything that's happened, I can't lose the way I feel about you.
- Vicki Donovan: [grabs Elena by the throat] Let's get one thing straight, you perky little bitch. You had my brother whipped for fifteen years. Fifteen years, and then you dumped him. When I look at you, that is all I see. Just so you know. And I'm gonna see Jeremy whenever I wanna see Jeremy, because I have some fun new toys to play with, and I won't think twice about ripping your little head of. You got it?
- Damon Salvatore: [to Elena when she discovers the body of Vicki] You confuse me for someone with remorse.
- Stefan Salvatore: [handing mug of animal blood to the new vampire] Here.
- Vicki Donovan: What is it?
- Stefan Salvatore: It's what you're craving.
- Damon Salvatore: [smirks] Don't lie to the girl. It's so not what you're craving, but it will do in a pinch. Right, Stef?
- Vicki Donovan: What is it?
- Damon Salvatore: Yeah, what is it? Is it skunk? St. Bernard? Bambi?
- Stefan Salvatore: [to Vicki] Go on, give it a try.
- Damon Salvatore: She's new. She needs people blood.
- [with disdain:]
- Damon Salvatore: She can't sustain on that stuff.
- Vicki Donovan: Mm, yeah, why can't I have people blood?
- Stefan Salvatore: Coffee is our friend. It's the caffeine. It circulates through our veins and warms our bodies so we're not so cold to the touch.
- Vicki Donovan: [shrugs] Well, what if I wanna drink human blood?
- Stefan Salvatore: You're gonna have to learn to live with that urge, and fight it on a daily basis, one day at a time.
- Vicki Donovan: Oh, God, don't start with that whole 12 Steps thing. The school counselor has been down that road, and it doesn't work for me.
- Stefan Salvatore: It can work. It's your choice, Vicki.
- Vicki Donovan: So, you've never tasted human blood?
- Stefan Salvatore: [as Damon escorts Vicki out the house] What are you doing?
- Damon Salvatore: She's been cooped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.
- Elena Gilbert: [Jeremy wants to join the search for Vicki] You shouldn't skip school. If they find her, we'll know. That's what cellphones are for.
- Jeremy Gilbert: [on his way] Your lips keep moving. I don't know why.
- Stefan Salvatore: [to the newbie vampire] Coffee is our friend. It's the, uh, caffeine. It circulates through our veins and warms our bodies so we're not so cold to the touch.
- Vicki Donovan: But what if I wanna drink human blood?
- Stefan Salvatore: You're gonna have to learn to live with the urge, and fight it on a daily basis one day at a time.
- Vicki Donovan: Ugh. Don't start on the twelve-steps phase. School counselor's been down that road, and it doesn't work for me.
- Stefan Salvatore: It can work. It's your choice, Vicki.
- Vicki Donovan: [prying gleefully] So, you never tasted human blood?
- Stefan Salvatore: [takes a painfully long time to answer] Not in a long time.
- Elena Gilbert: Ugh.
- Vicki Donovan: Does this sketchy feeling ever go away? 'Cause I have a massive hangover. This daylight thing is a bitch!
- [sighs]
- Vicki Donovan: I need more blood! Where's your bathroom? I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead!