Jack Gattanella: Roy

Quotes 

• Chief Inspector : It's called a food teleporter. Invented by Prof. Okembje, it can teleport food anywhere in the world, usually to the tummy.

  Sarah : Why would you want to do that?

  Roy : Why would you not do that? You know those people starving in China? Not anymore!

• Roy : So why waste our time with this exposition when we have this unsolved ham death?

  Chief Inspector : Well excuse me for trying to keep you illiterate mooks updated on current affairs.

• Coroner : Judging from my autopsy, the killer and or killers need to have access to the following items: a food teleporter and food. The main ingredient in this murder weapon is aged cheddar cheese.

  Chief Inspector : Aged cheddar cheese can only come from one place in the entire Earth: Wisconsin, USA! Roy, scramble a team to Wisconsin, STAT!

  Roy : What part of Wisconsin?

  Chief Inspector : All of it!