Filler! (2008)
Mattie Rosen: The Narrator
Quotes
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The Narrator : And lo, humanity finally realized the folly of trying to resist a force that could lethally beam food into its gullet from a continent away. Verily, the food teleporter was a divine cornucopia of wrath. We realized that by teleporting food into other people's stomachs that Professor Okembje had become the savior that Mithras had always wanted to be. We pray that he will someday return from his kingdom among the stars.