Matthew Catania: Coroner

Quotes 

• Chief Inspector : Do you think the stress of completing the scavenger hunt may have killed this Swedish backpacker?

  Coroner : I thought so, but it seems that this dame was done in by this honey-glazed ham.

  Chief Inspector : By the golden talons of Horus!

• Coroner : Judging from my autopsy, the killer and or killers need to have access to the following items: a food teleporter and food. The main ingredient in this murder weapon is aged cheddar cheese.

  Chief Inspector : Aged cheddar cheese can only come from one place in the entire Earth: Wisconsin, USA! Roy, scramble a team to Wisconsin, STAT!

  Roy : What part of Wisconsin?

  Chief Inspector : All of it!