- Patrick Jane: So it is usual that your uncle is here after closing?
- Tom Doverton: He's not our uncle.
- Patrick Jane: Oh, I'm sorry, uh, the man having sex with your aunt then.
- Patrick Jane: [after Jane tries to smash a diamond with a Fire Extinguisher] I had a hunch it was a fake... Guess I was wrong about that.
- Teresa Lisbon: Uh yeah.
- Coroner Pat: Where is it?
- Patrick Jane: Well the good news is, it's not out there. So it's in here somewhere. I'll find it. Anyone see a little?
- [Jane makes a richochet noise]
- Patrick Jane: Nope.
- Clinic Director: I will be calling your superiors!
- Patrick Jane: You know a lot of people say that to me. And you know what I say, I say...
- Teresa Lisbon: [Dragging Jane out] Let's go!
- Teresa Lisbon: [Quietly] You son of a bitch. You scared the crap out of me.
- Patrick Jane: Oh please. Like I don't know how to work a fat crowd of suckers.
- Patrick Jane: My provisional bet? Provisional? Carl Ward.
- Grace Van Pelt: Hello? He was shot 3 times.
- Patrick Jane: The best accomplice is a dead one.
- Wayne Rigsby: He's not dead.
- Patrick Jane: Nobody's perfect.
- Teresa Lisbon: That's it? Carl Ward is crooked because he got shot?
- Patrick Jane: He's an ex tennis pro.
- Wayne Rigsby: So?
- Patrick Jane: Shady people. By definition, disappointed. Should be on center court at Wimbledon, instead he's tossing lobs to rich old ladies. Makes him bitter and twisted.
- Teresa Lisbon: [sarcastically] Case closed.
- Teresa Lisbon: Showing the Dovertons to Donny Culpepper. You wanted to see if he recognized one of them, didn't you?
- Patrick Jane: You watch too much TV. I just thought there was no reason for Donny Culpepper to be here.
- Teresa Lisbon: Now that's just annoying. You're not putting any effort into the lie.
- Patrick Jane: Rigsby put something in your pocket.
- Grace Van Pelt: Huh?
- [Van Pelt reaches into her pocket and pulls out a diamond]
- Grace Van Pelt: Wow!
- [Van Pelt looks at Rigsby]
- Wayne Rigsby: H-he's messing with you!
- [Van Pelt looks at Jane]
- Patrick Jane: Uh, it's compressed carbon. If you want to keep it, I don't know about Rigsby, but I wouldn't tell a soul.
- Grace Van Pelt: Is this all it's going to be? Sneaking around all the time, afraid someone's going to find out.
- Wayne Rigsby: No. It's just the bureau rules. Rules are rules, right?
- Grace Van Pelt: Maybe I'm sick of the rules.
- Kimball Cho: [at a fancy gala] Which one's ours?
- Teresa Lisbon: The one that looks like she blows her nose with hundred dollar bills.
- Kimball Cho: They all look like that.
- George Doverton: That was a Class 5-B Vault door. I was told that no one get through it. Insurance damn well had better pay!
- Teresa Lisbon: A good safe cracker can get through anything with the right tools and enough time.
- Tom Doverton: If I may say so, what I do very much resent is the tone of your questioning.
- Teresa Lisbon: I'm - sorry if we've offended you.
- Patrick Jane: No, don't say that. This is a murder investigation. I can be as hard assed as I'd like to be. Thank you.
- Teresa Lisbon: [Quietly to Jane] Actually it's not a murder investigation yet. If Mr. Warren dies, which seems likely, it'll *become* a murder investigation.
- Patrick Jane: Oh yeah, that's right. He's not dead. Uh... well I apologize for my rudeness. Heh.
- Clinic Director: That is private material. Doctor-patient privilege is sacrosanct.
- Patrick Jane: Yes, I know, that's why we did it this way. This is a murder investigation. We can be as hard-assed as we want.
- Clinic Director: Now may I ask which one of you needs our help, or is it both of you?
- Teresa Lisbon: Actually, we just wanted...
- Patrick Jane: It's her.
- Teresa Lisbon: No.
- Patrick Jane: Oh, darling, please. Can we just this once do it my way? Just *once?*
- [Lisbon stays quiet]
- Patrick Jane: Thank you.
- [to clinic director]
- Patrick Jane: In the beginning, it was just social, But, uh, well, more recently, uh... It's been starting to worry both of us.
- [to Lisbon]
- Patrick Jane: Right, darling?
- [Lisbon nods]
- Clinic Director: Right this way. I'll introduce you to one of our intake specialists.
- Patrick Jane: Fantastic.
- [pretends to check his phone]
- Patrick Jane: Oh, uh, that's the office. I'm gonna have to take this. Uh, baby, you go ahead, take a look. I'll be five minutes. I'll be right there.
- [to clinic director]
- Patrick Jane: Look after her.
- [Clinic director and Lisbon walk away from Jane]
- Patrick Jane: [shouts after Lisbon] I'm very proud of you.
- Clinic Director: [to Lisbone] I understand your nervousness.
- Patrick Jane: [still shouting after Lisbon] I love you.
- [Va Pelt and Cho walk in the office and see everyone are on their knees, looking under the tables]
- Grace Van Pelt: What are you guys looking for?
- Wayne Rigsby: A diamond.
- Kimball Cho: [referring to Jane] What'd he do?
- Wayne Rigsby: Hit it with a fire extinguisher.
- Kimball Cho: Of course.
- Patrick Jane: I deduce from the irritated tone of your phone conversation that I was right about Carl Ward.
- Teresa Lisbon: Half right.
- Patrick Jane: Go on.
- Teresa Lisbon: [reluctantly] His real name's Carl Wyzowski. He was in jail for kiting checks. He's got an ex-wife in Bayonne, New Jersey. She's owed $90,000 in back alimony.
- Patrick Jane: ..."Half"?
- Teresa Lisbon: Did you know about the jail time?
- Esther Doverton: Yes, of course I did.
- Teresa Lisbon: And the ex-wife?
- Esther Doverton: [Falters slightly] Of course. He told me everything.
- Patrick Jane: Mm. Liar. Bad liar.
- Esther Doverton: How dare you?
- Patrick Jane: Well, it's a compliment to your good character. You'd rather be a good liar?