- Principal Wally Farquhare: Before today's assembly, I have a few short announcements. Despite the best efforts of our Amnesty International Club, political prisoner Lopsang Dao was beheaded last night. You win some, you lose some.
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Hey, fellas. Check out my new campaign poster. My slogan is: "What can Brown do for you?"
- Rallo Tubbs: You should change that slogan to: "Yes, we canned ham."
- Cleveland Brown: You've been lying to me, Donna. Who were those women you were with at the river?
- Donna Tubbs: They're my single friends. They have this group where they talk trash about men while desperately trying to find one and if they found out I got married, they wouldn't want me around.
- Cleveland Brown: Oh, God forbid you get kicked out of the man-hating bitch group.
- Donna Tubbs: How dare you call them bitches? You're the one acting like a bitch.
- [Floating in inner tubes lazily down a peaceful perfectly quiet river]
- Cleveland Brown: [Calls out] Junior, get me a beer!
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: What?
- [Cleveland squirts the side of his head with a powerful Super Soaker]
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Ahhhhh!
- Cleveland Brown: Did that wash the crap out of your ears? I said get me a beer!