How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Rough Patch (2009)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : Hello, Ted. If you're watching this tape - and I knew that you would - It means you have my porn collection, and that means either I am dead, or in a relationship. If I'm dead, I need you to take me to the Hamptons and recreate "Weekend at Bernie's". I want to dance. I want to have sex with a young woman. I want to go skiing. If, on the other hand, I'm in a relationship, then for the love of God... get me out of it!
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Barney Stinson : Daddy's home.
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Barney Stinson : You have a girlfriend? A girl, who's also your friend?
[laughs]
Barney Stinson : Do not humanize the enemy!
[Shakes hands with Ted's date]
Barney Stinson : I'm Barney Stinson, by the way. Nice to meet you.
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Robin Scherbatsky : When are you going to get rid of your doll?
Barney Stinson : It's not a doll, it's a Stormtrooper.
Robin Scherbatsky : It has a diaper.
Barney Stinson : It's not a diaper, it's protective gear.
Robin Scherbatsky : Stormtrooper? More like Stormpooper.
Barney Stinson : Stop that!
Robin Scherbatsky : [Makes fart noise] Oops! I think your Stormpooper needs to be changed.