- Walter Snowden: Mr. Spencer, if you don't mind, we're trying to figure out what we're supposed to do if bullets fly in this tight kitchen proximity here. So if you don't have anything on topic...
- Shawn Spencer: Under Siege! Seagal used a spatula to deflect bullets!
- Fred Collins Boyd: So you're saying we arm our people with spatulas?
- Shawn Spencer: No, I'm saying it's pretty cool and he's Above The Law again.
- Alan Zenuk: Well, I calculate the probability of that occurring to be 0 point 0 percent.
- Burton Guster: If it's any consolation, all of his ideas stank.
- Shawn Spencer: Stunk.
- Burton Guster: Stank.
- Shawn Spencer: Stink-ed-ed.
- Walter Snowden: And rounding out our team is Alan Zenuck, who graduated from MIT and is now a leading crime statistician, dealing with odds and probabilities.
- Shawn Spencer: I see, but didn't Winnie from The Wonder Years also do that? And wouldn't it have been way cooler to have her instead?
- Carlton Lassiter: This is big boy work, so what do you want?
- Shawn Spencer: Just a quick question, more of a trivia thing, kind of a what-if...
- Carlton Lassiter: Get to it!
- Shawn Spencer: Have you ever given any thought to how or when someone would try to assassinate Ashton Bonaventure? And don't just spout out everything Tom Cruise did in Valkyrie, 'cause I already know that.