Psych (TV Series)
Death Is in the Air (2010)
Ernie Grunwald: Donny Leberman
Quotes
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Carlton Lassiter : [Lassiter, Donny, Shawn, Gus and Juliet are all being showered in the parking lot] I mean is this really necessary? I didn't even go inside the cafe.
Donny Leberman : Oh it's necessary. Yeah, the CDC doesn't want to take any chances.
Carlton Lassiter : For the last time, who the hell is this?
Donny Leberman : Oh, I'm Donny Leberman. Hey, I'm the guy who screwed all this up.
Carlton Lassiter : I'm not big on nude handshakes.
Juliet O'Hara : They're probably just being safe, Carlton.
[Hit by a hose]
Juliet O'Hara : Ooh, that tickles.
Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, are you shampooing your hair?
Shawn Spencer : Yes I am, Lassie. I always travel with a small packet of Johnson and Johnson's baby shampoo in my wallet.
Juliet O'Hara : Baby shampoo?
Shawn Spencer : No more tears, Jules.
Carlton Lassiter : [Getting scrubbed down] Whoa, take it easy, slugger, what are we dating?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I can't believe this, Shawn. First, we're looking for a prostitute, now I'm naked in a parking lot.
Shawn Spencer : It's just like our prom night.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn.
Shawn Spencer : Gus, relax. Don't be Nick Cage's accent from "Con Air." We've bathed together before.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : When we were three.
Shawn Spencer : It's essentially the same thing. It's just impolite to pee.
[to the person scrubbing him down]
Shawn Spencer : That feels great by the way.
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Shawn Spencer : No, she was a prostitute.
Donny Leberman : Come on.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Think about it, you met her at the hotel bar.
Shawn Spencer : Plus her name is Ginger, Donny. Throughout history there's only two Gingers that weren't prostitutes: Ginger Rogers and Ginger from "Gilligan's Island." And I still have my suspicions about the latter. In fact, Gus, I've made my decision. She was a filthy pirate hooker.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You know that's right.
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Shawn Spencer : Donny, what was in the cooler?
Donny Leberman : [Nervous] The Thornburg virus.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : *The* Thornburg virus?
Shawn Spencer : Thornburg? What does this have to do with Richard Chamberlain?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's "The Thorn Birds." This is the Thornburg, an extremely rare virus that usually targets people in Africa - which makes it racist, by the way.
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Carlton Lassiter : This is a waste of time. We're rushing to check out some coffee place that some mysterious person who may or may not be carrying a deadly virus may or may not have visited.
Donny Leberman : Well, I for one, trust Mr. Spencer's instincts on this.
Carlton Lassiter : [to Juliet] Who the hell is this?
Juliet O'Hara : Carlton, we need to look into every possible lead at this point. Besides, you were already wrong once today.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I've never seen Lassie put in his place like that.
Shawn Spencer : It's hot. I'd like her to put me in my place.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That makes no sense, Shawn.
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Donny Leberman : Wow, I can't believe it. This is crazy. So I took her back to my room? I never do that. Is it possible I have game?