Psych (TV Series)
Death Is in the Air (2010)
Liam James: Young Shawn
Quotes
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Young Shawn : [Being hosed off] This is humiliating.
Henry Spencer : Not as humiliating as being the parent of the only child sent home from his school with lice.
Young Shawn : This shampoo smells like urinal cakes.
Henry Spencer : Smelling like a men's room is a small price to pay for ridding your scalp of parasites.
Young Shawn : How'd I get lice anyways?
Henry Spencer : You tell me. You come in contact with anything out of the ordinary lately?
Young Shawn : No, unless you count that squirrel with the foamy mouth I've been playing with.
Henry Spencer : Well, it's a good thing they sent you home. All it takes is one unclean child to start a full blown outbreak.
Young Shawn : What's an outbreak?
Henry Spencer : That's when an illness is passed from person to person until it becomes widespread.
Young Shawn : How's it passed?
Henry Spencer : Well, you could come in contact with a sick person or maybe even something they've touched.
Young Shawn : Like a comb?
Henry Spencer : Exactly like a comb. Wait, why'd you say comb?
Young Shawn : Because I used yours this morning.
Henry Spencer : Sha... Shawn?
[Pulls off gloves and scratches his head]
Henry Spencer : Damn it.