Psych (TV Series)

Death Is in the Air (2010)

Maggie Lawson: Juliet O'Hara

Quotes 

• Carlton Lassiter : [Lassiter, Donny, Shawn, Gus and Juliet are all being showered in the parking lot]  I mean is this really necessary? I didn't even go inside the cafe.

  Donny Leberman : Oh it's necessary. Yeah, the CDC doesn't want to take any chances.

  Carlton Lassiter : For the last time, who the hell is this?

  Donny Leberman : Oh, I'm Donny Leberman. Hey, I'm the guy who screwed all this up.

  Carlton Lassiter : I'm not big on nude handshakes.

  Juliet O'Hara : They're probably just being safe, Carlton.

  [Hit by a hose] 

  Juliet O'Hara : Ooh, that tickles.

  Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, are you shampooing your hair?

  Shawn Spencer : Yes I am, Lassie. I always travel with a small packet of Johnson and Johnson's baby shampoo in my wallet.

  Juliet O'Hara : Baby shampoo?

  Shawn Spencer : No more tears, Jules.

  Carlton Lassiter : [Getting scrubbed down]  Whoa, take it easy, slugger, what are we dating?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I can't believe this, Shawn. First, we're looking for a prostitute, now I'm naked in a parking lot.

  Shawn Spencer : It's just like our prom night.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn.

  Shawn Spencer : Gus, relax. Don't be Nick Cage's accent from "Con Air." We've bathed together before.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : When we were three.

  Shawn Spencer : It's essentially the same thing. It's just impolite to pee.

  [to the person scrubbing him down] 

  Shawn Spencer : That feels great by the way.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : He has an irrational fear of Patrick Dempsey.

  Shawn Spencer : It's very rational! It's rational. Either of you watch "Grey's Anatomy"? The man is completely terrifying.

  Juliet O'Hara : [smirks]  You're just jealous of his hair.

  Shawn Spencer : [hesitates]  Well, there's that...

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : There's *only* that.

• Shawn Spencer : You know how when we were kids, there were all those cool prizes at the bottom of cereal boxes?

  Juliet O'Hara : Yeah.

  Shawn Spencer : Okay, well, there are two kinds of kids. There's the kid who flipped the box over and opened it from the bottom and grabbed the prize right away. And then there was the kid who waited patiently and ate bowl after bowl of cereal until... until the prize just tumbled out on its own. There's also a third kid named Mikey who'll eat anything, including the prize, but he's not really important right now.

  Juliet O'Hara : Okay... and?

  Shawn Spencer : I didn't wait. I didn't wait for my decoder ring or my Frankenberry action figure when I was a kid, so what am I waiting for now? All I know is that I don't want to miss out on the prize.

  Juliet O'Hara : [nervously]  What are you trying to say, Shawn?

  Shawn Spencer : That I... I...

  Juliet O'Hara : Hmm?

  [pause] 

  Shawn Spencer : [weakly]  I don't know.

• Juliet O'Hara : Dr. Reidman is the foremost Thornburg authority, not only in the state but in all seven continents. He's here to help us.

  Shawn Spencer : Is he, Jules? No offense, "Doctor," there's a lot of freaky-deaky stuff going on here and how can we be sure you're a legit M.D.?

  Dr. Steven Reidman : Well, for starters, I carry one of these in my pocket

  [pulls out stethoscope] 

  Shawn Spencer : He's legit.

• Juliet O'Hara : Wow, I have never seen the two of you arrive so fast at a police scene.

  Shawn Spencer : Well you've never seen us called to one with a grape Slushee machine in the back either.

• Carlton Lassiter : This is a waste of time. We're rushing to check out some coffee place that some mysterious person who may or may not be carrying a deadly virus may or may not have visited.

  Donny Leberman : Well, I for one, trust Mr. Spencer's instincts on this.

  Carlton Lassiter : [to Juliet]  Who the hell is this?

  Juliet O'Hara : Carlton, we need to look into every possible lead at this point. Besides, you were already wrong once today.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I've never seen Lassie put in his place like that.

  Shawn Spencer : It's hot. I'd like her to put me in my place.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : That makes no sense, Shawn.

• Shawn Spencer : Drugs didn't kill that woman. It was the Thornbirds Virus.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Do you mean Thornburg?

  Shawn Spencer : What he said.

  Juliet O'Hara : I studied that in school. Has there ever been a case in the US?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : No. There's not enough black people.

• Juliet O'Hara : [On the phone with Shawn re: Ginger's house]  And Shawn, she must be a great hooker, cause this place is sweet.