The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Ship'rect (2011)

Sanaa Lathan: Donna Tubbs

Quotes 

• Donna Tubbs : Roberta, what's wrong?

  Roberta Tubbs : What's wrong? Here I am, innocently trying to exploit Cleveland's celebrity connection and the whole time, he's just trying to pimp me out.

  Rallo Tubbs : [over the intercom]  First good idea you had since you showed up.

  Cleveland Brown : What the hell was that?

  Donna Tubbs : It's Rallo. I got him an intercom so he doesn't feel left out.

  Rallo Tubbs : [over the intercom]  So how much we getting for the girl?

  Roberta Tubbs : Shut up, Rallo.

  [turns off the intercom] 

  Rallo Tubbs : [off-screen]  Hey, that's my connection to the outside world! I exist! Rallo!

• Cleveland Brown : [to Donna]  Darling, sit down. I have something to tell you.

  Donna Tubbs : Oh, honey, if it's that you kissed Barry Shadwell, I know.

  Cleveland Brown : What?

  Donna Tubbs : Your son's been telling the whole town.

  Cleveland Brown : That fat son of a bitch.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [off-screen]  I may be fat, but I don't kiss boys.

• Donna Tubbs : Cleveland, listen up. You're acting like a homophobe. That's as bad as being a racist.

  Cleveland Brown : No, it isn't. I don't wanna kiss a white man either.

  Donna Tubbs : Look, honey, it's just sexuality. We're all somewhere on the grid. I know you're not gay, you know you're not gay. Everyone knows you're not gay, but I'd rather have everyone think you were gay than think you were a bigot.