The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

The Brown Knight (2010)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

Quotes 

• Roberta Tubbs : Rallo, this is not the time of the month to piss me off.

  Rallo Tubbs : Time of the month? What is she talking about? Damn crazy chick throw a pillow at me. I'm trying to eat my damn chip. Shoot.

• Donna Tubbs : You're doing Roberta's laundry? Rallo, I don't know what's going on, but I suspect Roberta is playing you.

  Rallo Tubbs : Don't you talk that way about my sister. She's dying, Mama.

  Donna Tubbs : What? What makes you say that?

  Rallo Tubbs : I found her soiled bandages. The maxi pads.

  Donna Tubbs : Maxi?

  [laughs] 

  Donna Tubbs : Oh, Rallo. Oh, I'm sending this one in to "Parade" magazine.

  Rallo Tubbs : Oh, I'm glad you find it so delightful. Your daughter's not long for this Earth, woman.

  Donna Tubbs : Rallo, sit. How do I put this? Once a month, a woman bleeds uncontrollably.

  Rallo Tubbs : From where?

  Donna Tubbs : From her...

  [whistles] 

  Rallo Tubbs : Oh.

  [runs away screaming] 

• Cleveland Brown : So, Donna, how does it feel to be married to a joke? And not a good joke, but a bad joke like that one I heard on "Saturday Night Live" that one time.

  Donna Tubbs : Oh, I won't have my man comparing himself to anything on NBC.