- Karma Grant: [rapping in her imagination] I thought my dream team would bring rhymes that were supreme./The entire world would put us in high esteem./But can you think you're wrong if they're elderly?/Can old people really ever rhyme like me?/Don't wanna be embarrassed, don't wanna disappoint. Ugh!
- Mr. Mervin Crawford: But if you're not havin' fun, then what's the point?
- Karma Grant: [regarding a group of senior hip-hop fans] They're great.
- Crash Watkins: Yeah, great grandparents.
- [laughs]
- Karma Grant: What's that supposed to mean?
- Crash Watkins: I'm just calling them on how I see it. They're old, and everyone knows old people can't rap.
- Karma Grant: You're wrong. They might be older, but...
- Crash Watkins: When they get on that stage tonight, they're gonna embarrass you. I mean, just look at them.
- [first lines]
- Karma Grant: [rapping] Mic check, one, two, one, two/as I introduce my crew to you./Now things aren't what they seem seem,/But I think I found my dream team./Yeah, so cool when you're with your friends/And don't want the good times to end,/But they rap in a different way,/So who knows what the world will say.