The Smartlys win $300 million and retire as royalty of the Mn Renaissance Faire. They buy a beachfront complex in San Diego. Adare dates a psychic. Fetch struggles with drinking, and everyone vies for the family fortune.
Eric confronts Shelley about her pony tails. Fetch runs away. Carrie and Lettie form a spy club. Adare and Philesha wash clothes with a chainsaw. Preston invents a car. Winky plans a duel and installs stained glass windows; and he catches Thumper's eye.
Eric tells Shelley to paint a goldfish on a pancake. Fetch and Nanny do yoga. Adare and Philesha meet with Anti-Wedding Planner. Preston and Caddy promote Hair Removal Clinic. Fifty Bucks conducts Royal Joust. Adare vacuums. Shelley serves art for dinner.
Eric has nightmare. Fetch returns. Adare-Philesha meet with Anti-Wedding Planner. Fire Marshall visits. Caddy gets gift. Preston sells Timeshare in the 1600's; Eric erases him. Adare washes dishes. Nanny sees Abigail. Comfor Fuddle Schwitzgum poem.