Community (TV Series)
Environmental Science (2009)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Britta Perry : Did you talk to Chang?
Jeff Winger : [Hung over] Yeah, but it didn't do any good. My head still hurts from all the yelling. And my pupils are more sensitive to light because he yelled at me so much.
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Britta Perry : There's only one solution. Someone has to go to Chang and talk to him.
Annie Edison : I vote we all look at Jeff at the same time.
Jeff Winger : [looks up from his phone] In a way, all of you are right. Okay, what was I tuning out?
Annie Edison : You have to get Chang to call off some of this homework. You're the one with the silver tongue.
Pierce Hawthorne : Yeah, go tongue Chang.
Jeff Winger : Guys, what makes you think I can convince Chang of anything if I can't even convince you not to make me do it?
Shirley Bennett : I guess it sounds crazy.
Troy Barnes : Oh... Jeff does raise a good point.
Pierce Hawthorne : I don't get it.
Troy Barnes : Wait, you are convincing!
[all gasp]
Shirley Bennett : You just made us change. You could do it.
[Jeff looks up from his phone in frustration]
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Señor Chang : Pencils down.
[observes Annie still writing, walks to Annie's desk, clears throat, drags Annie's desk with Annie into the hallway and closes door]
Señor Chang : I want you all to write a one-page essay, in espanol, entitled, "Annie's Mistake."
Pierce Hawthorne : Why doesn't Annie have to write it?
Señor Chang : Okay, two pages, entitled, "The Consequences of Questioning Authority."
Shirley Bennett : This is spanish 101. I know how to say "hello," "tomorrow," and that tables are female. That's the only spanish you taught us.
Señor Chang : Oh, six pages on ignorance.
Britta Perry : Guys, put your hands down. Senor Chang, please continue. We respect your authority.
Señor Chang : Thank you, Britta. 20 pages on ass kissing! Due on Monday.
Annie Edison : [from outside the classroom] This Monday?
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Annie Edison : You devious clump of overpriced fabric and hair product.
Shirley Bennett : Speaking as one of the meek, as soon as I inherit the earth, you a dead man.
Troy Barnes : You got a weird forehead.
Britta Perry : We're all very disappointed.
Jeff Winger : All right, dial it back a little, Britta. If anyone should be disappointed, it's me. What kind of a group threatens to kick someone out unless he helps them?
Pierce Hawthorne : What kind of a person is asked to help other people and then helps himself!
Annie Edison : Yeah.
Shirley Bennett : Mm-hmm.
Jeff Winger : Helps himself? I don't think I like being talked to that way!
Britta Perry : He's using fake outrage to justify leaving.
Jeff Winger : Fake outrage? Justify my... Yeah, that's it. I'm out of here.
Annie Edison : Oh, you're breaking up with the group?
Jeff Winger : That's what you guys want.
Pierce Hawthorne : It's all right, I've been divorced seven times.