Misfits (TV Series)

Episode #1.3 (2009)

Robert Sheehan: Nathan Young

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Quotes 

• Nathan Young : We're a bunch of young offenders. Not one of us knows how to steal a car? This is pathetic.

• [the gang gets instructions to sort children's clothes] 

  Ben : Okay, if you got any questions, just ask.

  Nathan Young : [raising his hand]  If a bear and a shark had a fight... who would win?

• Nathan Young : Someone left the keys in the ignition, but there's no point naming names at this stage; it's done now... So the probation worker's driving around with the stiffs in the boot of her car. Just thought you'd want to know.

• Nathan Young : You alright?

  Kelly Bailey : What?

  Nathan Young : You're usually a whole lot gobbier than this.

  Kelly Bailey : No, I'm not.

  Nathan Young : Come on, you haven't punched me in a few hours. I'm worried about you.

• Curtis Donovan : Go on then. Turn invisible.

  Simon Bellamy : I can't do it when everyone's watching me.

  Nathan Young : So I guess it's like pissing at a urinal if you've got a tiny cock.

• Nathan Young : Get the bodies!

  [throws a brick at Sally's windshield] 

  Sally : What the hell are you doing?

  Nathan Young : It's just pure, mindless vandalism!

  Sally : What is the matter with you? Are you mentally deficient?

  Nathan Young : If I were mentally deficient, I would have missed. Check that out. Bullseye!

• Simon Bellamy : Do you want to come for a drink?

  Nathan Young : Are you asking me out on a date?

  Simon Bellamy : No... I meant all of us.

  Nathan Young : Did you? I am not your whore.

• Nathan Young : Ski wear. Classic. Try walking ten miles to the well in these.