Misfits (TV Series)

Episode #1.6 (2009)

Lauren Socha: Kelly Bailey

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Quotes 

• Nathan Young : Come on, Barry, you're good at this stuff. Think of something.

  Simon Bellamy : Who's Barry?

  Nathan Young : You are.

  Kelly Bailey : His name is Simon.

  Nathan Young : I thought it was Barry. Sorry, man.

• Kelly : What about your friends?

  Nathan : I believe that's generally referred to as a pedophile ring

  Simon : I'm not a pedophile

  Nathan : Oh yeah? You'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese

  Simon : I don't even like cheese

  Nathan : That makes it even worse, you sick bastard

• Nathan : [Discussing a plan for dealing with the Virtue group]  Come on, Barry, you're good at this stuff. Think of something.

  Simon : Who's Barry?

  Nathan : You are.

  Kelly : His name is Simon.

  Nathan : Is it? I thought it was Barry.

• Kelly : I was a horrible chav. I didn't like who I was.

  Nathan : I did... I can't believe I'm going to say this... I liked your attitude. I liked how you look, the way you scraped your hair back so that sometimes you looked a bit oriental. It worked for me. And your jewellery! You know, Argos has a bad press. Who says you can't buy an engagement ring and a George Foreman grill at the same time? Your make-up! This is probably better actually. Look, what I'm trying to say here is that it should have been a complete car crash, but it wasn't. It had attitude! Like you; it was you. And now you're not... you. I have never... should have left you back there. I shouldn't have left you, I'm sorry.

  [He kisses her on the cheek] 

  Kelly : Kelly: That was really inappropriate.

• Kelly : Is that a sock? Ugh, it's crusty!

  Nathan : Ahh, don't put it on my pizza!

  Kelly : Why are you sleeping with a crusty sock in your bed?

  Nathan : All right, yes. It's my wank sock.

  Kelly : Oh no. Use some tissue!

  Nathan : Ah, that requires planning, man, who's that organised?

  Kelly : Oh, don't use a sock.

  Nathan : Look, you've just knocked one out right? Poom-byo! You're lying there, you're feeling cheap and deflated, there's a pool of rapidly cooling spunk on your stomach. You're looking for something to mop up with. Oh hello, what's this? It's a sock. Job done, thank you.

  Kelly : Maybe that's your power!

  Nathan : I am very good at it!