Isla Fisher: Shannon Reed

Quotes 

• Curtis : [Mindy begins growling]  Mindy?

  Shannon : Oh no!

  Alf : What's up?

  Ailsa : It's Alf's new Waders!

  [Shot of Mindy chewing the Waders] 

  Alf : Come back here, you flamin' mongrel!

  [Everyone runs from the dining room into the living room and Alf tries to wrestle the waders from the Dog] 

  Shannon : Careful, you might hurt her.

  Alf : HURT *her*? You know how much I paid for these? Let go, ya stupid mutt!

  Shannon : She's not a *stupid* mutt

  Curtis : Mindy, let go.

  Alf : [holds up damaged Waders]  Look, Ailse... Just look at 'em! This is full of holes! This is completely ruined!

  Shannon : [Unsympathetic]  Serves you right. Should have hung them up.

  Alf : Don't you speak to me like that!

  Ailsa : Calm down, Alf; You're upsetting everyone.

  Alf : I don't give a damn! Now, You take that flamin' Mongrel outside where she belongs!

  Shannon : She's not a Mongrel, either.

  Curtis : Shannon, that's enough.

  Shannon : Glad it's you living here; not me. Don't think I could *stand* it.

  Curtis : Shannon, *enough*!

  Alf : No, No, No. It's alright; she's entitled to her opinion.

  [to Shannon] 

  Alf : But I never want to see you settin' foot inside my house again, Understood?