- Curtis: [Mindy begins growling] Mindy?
- Shannon: Oh no!
- Alf: What's up?
- Ailsa: It's Alf's new Waders!
- [Shot of Mindy chewing the Waders]
- Alf: Come back here, you flamin' mongrel!
- [Everyone runs from the dining room into the living room and Alf tries to wrestle the waders from the Dog]
- Shannon: Careful, you might hurt her.
- Alf: HURT *her*? You know how much I paid for these? Let go, ya stupid mutt!
- Shannon: She's not a *stupid* mutt
- Curtis: Mindy, let go.
- Alf: [holds up damaged Waders] Look, Ailse... Just look at 'em! This is full of holes! This is completely ruined!
- Shannon: [Unsympathetic] Serves you right. Should have hung them up.
- Alf: Don't you speak to me like that!
- Ailsa: Calm down, Alf; You're upsetting everyone.
- Alf: I don't give a damn! Now, You take that flamin' Mongrel outside where she belongs!
- Shannon: She's not a Mongrel, either.
- Curtis: Shannon, that's enough.
- Shannon: Glad it's you living here; not me. Don't think I could *stand* it.
- Curtis: Shannon, *enough*!
- Alf: No, No, No. It's alright; she's entitled to her opinion.
- [to Shannon]
- Alf: But I never want to see you settin' foot inside my house again, Understood?