The Simpsons (TV Series)
Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? (2009)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Man Accepting Award, Cycling Brother, Barney Gumble
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : Dad, I want a baby brother.
Homer Simpson : Son, I love you kids, but I'm only going to the hospital one more time in my life, and I ain't coming out.
Bart Simpson : Lisa got a sister! Why can't you have another boy?
Homer Simpson : Girls are easy! Girls love daddy. Girls make birthday cards with glitter on them. Girls can marry a hockey player and get me seats to hockey games. Girls don't steal my knives, and I don't have to tell girls how their bodies work, because I *don't* *know*.
Bart Simpson : You never told me how my body works.
Homer Simpson : Point and shoot.
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Bart Simpson : Dad, I want a baby brother.
Homer Simpson : Son, I love you kids, but I'm only going to the hospital one more time in my life and I ain't coming out.
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Marge Simpson : [Marge and Homer are watching a Kama Sutra DVD] Which position should we try? The Yawning Monkey? The Pair of Tongs?
Homer Simpson : Ooh , look, the Congress of the Crow!
Marge Simpson : OK!
Homer Simpson : [offscreen] Alright, your ankle goes there...
Marge Simpson : Uh-huh, now hand me your neck.
Homer Simpson : ...and turn that upside-down.
Marge Simpson : Mm-hmm. Swivel back until you hear a grinding noise.
Homer Simpson : Don't look at that!
Marge Simpson : A few more minor adjustments, and...
Marge Simpson , Homer Simpson : [both scream] Owwww!