- Tim Gunn: Your suits death is another suits life.
- Barney Stinson: Do it.
- Tim Gunn: You're doing the right thing.
- [Barney sobs]
- Tim Gunn: Please don't cry on this - it's silk.
- Barney Stinson: My friends, I have been with many women in my day: lawyers, teachers, poets, doctors, professional equestrians, amateur equestrians... a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker-yes, we're to the rhyming section now-a math professor, a tax assessor, a weight guesser... a puppeteer, a blackjack dealer, a stay-at-home-mom- that's a job too, guys-a circuit court jus-
- [Gets cut off]
- Barney Stinson: [about picking world peace over his suits] I'm gonna stop you right there. It's the suits. Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass.
- Cindy: [Ted just got a pretty girl away from being invited to a drinking party by three frat guys] I swear, every week, I get invited by some frat guy to a kegger, and I say, "I'm a PhD candidate, and I'm writing a dissertation titled Foreign Direct Investment and Inter-generational Linkages in Consumption Behavior."
- Ted Mosby: And what does frat guy say to that?
- Cindy: [Drawls] 'That's hot.'
- Ted Mosby: [laughs] ... Actually, that is kinda hot.
- Cindy: Ted, I have a confession - I recognize you. Do you remember your first class last semester? Econ 305.
- Narrator: Kids, you remember the wrong classroom story. I thought it was Architecture 101, but it was Econ 305. Of course, I didn't know that your mother was in that class... and she thought I was a complete idiot.
- Cindy: I thought you were a complete idiot - but a very cute idiot.
- Ted Mosby: So um, do you ever date cute idiots?
- Cindy: Almost exclusively.
- Barney Stinson: [Barney tries to hit on MacLaren's female bartender, Karina, as he sees her warmly receive other guys] Hey.
- Karina: [Curtly] What do you want?
- Barney Stinson: Drop the act, baby doll, daddy needs a-
- [realizes what she just said]
- Barney Stinson: Wait, whaaat?
- Karina: Are you gonna order a drink, or are you just gonna stand there looking stupid?
- Barney Stinson: [Caught off-guard] Um...
- Karina: I don't know how to make an 'Um'. Is that equal parts vodka and get the hell out of my face?
- [cheerfully, at another guy]
- Karina: Hey, Bobby! What do you want?