- Grampa Simpson: Look at that, they re-created the thirties. Tent cities, failing banks.
- Marshall Goldman: Nope, those are real.
- Mr. Burns: ...And that's how you win an opium war.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, great stuff. And the life lesson is?
- Mr. Burns: The Yangtze River swallows all secrets.
- Homer Simpson: Hmm. I'm just gonna put ''Haste makes waste''.
- Mr. Burns: Yes, although, these days, I can make neither haste nor waste.