- Montgomery Burns: We have to cut costs.
- Lenny Leonard: But we have way more expensive unnecessaries than donuts.
- Carl Carlson: Yeah, like the ceiling furniture.
- Lenny Leonard: And all the joke ID badges we ordered.
- Montgomery Burns: No donuts!
- Lenny Leonard: No!
- Homer Simpson: D'oh!
- Carl Carlson: Nuts!
- Montgomery Burns: Exactly!
- Bart Simpson: Krusty has become the lowest form of life: a sidekick.
- Milhouse van Houten: Way to sum up the situation, Bart!
- Bart Simpson: Take it easy, little buddy.
- Milhouse van Houten: That's exactly how I'll take it.
- Homer Simpson: You can't win us back with mere donuts.
- Montgomery Burns: Oh, but these donuts were made the old fashioned way. The dough sweetened with Cuban sugar from pre-Batista plantations, and fried in the tallow of three different animals, two of which are now extinct.
- Milhouse van Houten: First girls ruin Sex and the City, now this.
- Lisa Simpson: I know she's a bit cliché, but she has a certain... Unicorn!
- [Runs closer to TV]
- Bart Simpson: Oh, please. That is so fake. You can see the strap.
- Lisa Simpson: Shush! Just give me this!
- Gator McCall: I'm Gator McCall, head hunter.
- Homer Simpson: Aaah!
- [Hides under table]
- Gator McCall: No, no. I find people to fill in jobs. I specialize in the nuclear industry.
- Homer Simpson: I guess a head hunter can be anything nowadays.