Modern Family (TV Series)
Moon Landing (2010)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Mitchell Pritchett : Hey, Dad. Uh, did you know that the accident was Gloria's fault?
Jay Pritchett : Yes. I mean, I wasn't there, but she's a horrible driver. If she hit ten cars, I wouldn't be surprised.
Mitchell Pritchett : If you knew that it was her fault, why did you get me involved?
Jay Pritchett : Because someone has to tell her she's in the wrong, and better you than me.
Mitchell Pritchett : That's great. Here I am thinking that my dad actually respects me as a lawyer, and really you're just throwing me to the wolves.
Jay Pritchett : Can't it be both?
Mitchell Pritchett : Okay. Dad, it... it doesn't bother you in the least that your gay son is the only one tough enough to stand up to your wife?
Jay Pritchett : Go get 'em, Rocky. See you later.
Cameron Tucker : [calling out before Jay hangs up] Your father and I had a moon landing in the locker room.
Jay Pritchett : [hanging up the phone] What's the matter with you?