- Kimball Cho: What's that?
- Wayne Rigsby: I don't know. Some h'ordourve thing they're handing out. Want one?
- Kimball Cho: No thanks. I don't eat anything I can't identify.
- Patrick Jane: Dr Schneider. Long time. New threads. Sharp.
- Dr. Schenider: Yes. The move from Sacramento has been quite pleasant. Fine wine. Lovely weather. No Patrick Jane.
- Patrick Jane: Money troubles?
- Abigail Barge: How'd you guess?
- Patrick Jane: It's a restaurant. They always have money troubles.
- Teresa Lisbon: Where are my key?
- [Jane holds up her keys]
- Teresa Lisbon: You picked my pocket!
- Patrick Jane: My turn to drive.
- Teresa Lisbon: *Jane*!
- Patrick Jane: Oh, don't be such an old lady. Get in. Your fears are groundless.
- Teresa Lisbon: You're right. The car has airbags.
- Duesterberg: This contest, Mr. Jane, is an affirmation of life. It's a testament that appetite still exists even in the face of death.
- Patrick Jane: And you need the money.
- Patrick Jane: Do you know a full grown elephant can eat up to 495 pounds of food per day?
- Teresa Lisbon: Could you at least pretend to be helping?
- Kevin: I get a call from Horlick, and he says unless I want to end up like Jeff, I better get him the money he owed.
- Teresa Lisbon: So you rob your dead brother's wife?
- Kevin: She was always trying to turn Jeff against me. Said I was a bad influence or something.
- Teresa Lisbon: Imagine that, huh? Crazy.
- Teresa Lisbon: You have 5 seconds to tell me what's going on?
- Patrick Jane: First we need a drink.
- [Jane grabs two champagne glasses]
- Teresa Lisbon: Is it that bad?
- Patrick Jane: [Sipping some champagne] It's lovely.
- Teresa Lisbon: What are you doing?
- Patrick Jane: [Eating] Oh, um, Trying to get the taste of salty food out of my mouth. Pot de crème. It's basically, uh, pretentious chocolate pudding.
- Arliss St. Germain: We eat together. We work together. We're comrades.
- [Hannah laughs]
- Kimball Cho: Something to add Ms Diaz?
- Hannah Diaz: Dude, if we're such comrades, why'd you try and steal Jeff's Sous Chef?
- Eliza Green: Just bring me to a hospital!
- Patrick Jane: No. Hospital's terrible. Germ factories. You don't want to go there.
- Eliza Green: *Are you insane*?
- Teresa Lisbon: It's okay. She's gone.
- Patrick Jane: Who's gone?
- Teresa Lisbon: Oh please, your guilty conscience is obvious and well deserved.
- Patrick Jane: Man. Justice can be a harsh mistress.
- Wayne Rigsby: Why are we here? We don't know if it's a murder.
- Teresa Lisbon: One of the chefs called her daddy who's a state senator, who called the AG, who called the assistant AG, who called me. So we're here. I hate politics.
- Teresa Lisbon: You said you had a fight with the victim. About what?
- Duesterberg: Truffles.
- Teresa Lisbon: Truffles?
- Patrick Jane: Yes, they're a very pricey fungus.