Sinbad: Where U Been? (2010 TV Special)
Sinbad: Self
Quotes
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Sinbad : I did not get the advantages of being "hi-yellow" I didn't get green eyes or the wavy hair! I got jacked! I was just lite-black with nappy hair! I'm almost albino!
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Sinbad : I'm cheap. that's why I don't go to strip clubs. Lap dance? You better dance over there, I'm here to listen to the music. Make it rain, I'll hit you with a quarter!
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Sinbad : My wife were together 6, 7yrs and we got divorce for about 10, 11yrs and now we back together 8yrs! Because we are both so damaged, we can't be with nobody else!
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Sinbad : All you men 55 and older trying to date a girl in her 20's, are you out yo mind? She wants your house! She wants you to die! If you keep messing with her, you will! You want a woman who will understand the signs of a stroke. A woman who has your medication in her purse. You want a woman who is your nurse! See if you go out with an older woman and your lip starts to curl-up, she will know what to do! She will get you to a hospital and save your life. But a girl who's in her 20's will say "Quit making faces at me! It's not funny anymore!" And now you stroked out for the rest of your life because your little cute young girlfriend didn't know the signs of a stroke! She will say, "Can I have your house now? Since you won't be needing it anymore."
