Community (TV Series)
Romantic Expressionism (2010)
Alison Brie: Annie Edison
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Quotes
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Britta : Fine! I cared. I'm a girly girl. I like boys, and I don't like it when they're mean to me, and I don't like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends, I'm not that cool, I'm not JUNO, homeslice.
Jeff Winger : This is what this was about for you? You were jealous?
Britta : Oh, please. You can't tell me you weren't jealous that Vaughn had his hippie hands all over your debate-slash-make-out partner.
Annie Edison : What are you insinuating? I took that kiss for the team!
Jeff Winger : What?... yeah. That kiss wasn't for pleasure, it was strategic and joyless.
Annie Edison : What?... yeah.
Troy : You did get weirdly specific describing Annie's body.
Jeff Winger : More specific than the stuff you told me about Britta?
Britta , Annie Edison : What?
Shirley Bennett : Does anyone get specific about me?
Pierce Hawthorne : Check your e-mail.
Shirley Bennett : I mark you as spam.
Pierce Hawthorne : Who the hell is Pam?
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Abed : When you guys first came in, we were as wholesome as the family in the Brady Bunch. Now we're as dysfunctional and incestuous as the cast of the Brady Bunch.
Shirley Bennett : I agree with Abed. This is getting creepy.
Annie Edison : No more creepy than when Jeff wears tight jeans and you say, "I'd like to slap those buns on the grill!"
Shirley Bennett : First of all, I don't talk like that, and second of all where I'm from it's perfectly normal for women to talk about their male friends' backsides. You don't see me saying anything about Abed and Troy's weird little relationship.
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Britta : What about Troy?
Annie Edison : The other day after Spanish I thought he was trying to hold my hand, but... he'd just mistaken me for Abed.
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Britta : We see ourselves as your Greendale parents.
Annie Edison : You're not my mom, Britta. She would never wear boots that go that high. And what about treating me as a friend and an adult?
Britta : Oh, you wanna be treated as an adult and a friend. Then try not stealing your friend's ex-boyfriend. Find your own man.
Shirley Bennett : Ooh!
Annie Edison : But you don't like Vaughn.
Britta : No, I don't. I also don't like seeing him with anyone else. Tada!
Annie Edison : But you said it was okay.
Britta : Fine! I cared. I'm a girly-girl. I like boys and I don't like it when they're mean to me and I don't like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends. I'm not that cool, okay, I'm not Juno, homeslice.
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Annie Edison : Hey, guys! Thanks for getting involved in my love life, that was super cool and mature of you! Oh, and since you're both clearly idiots, I should probably let you know that I'm being sarcastic!
[storms out]
Troy : Hey, guys! Thanks for taking ugly Annie out of the palm of my hand and turning her into another hottie that will never get with me!
[storms out]
Leonard : Hey, guys! Thanks for eating all the macaroni!
Jeff Winger : Shut up, Leonard! No one even knows what you're talking about!
[Leonard leaves]
Jeff Winger : ...I did eat all the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows.
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Annie Edison : Why are we even talking about this?
Jeff Winger : 'Cause you started having sex with Britta's ex-boyfriend.
Annie Edison : We haven't even kissed yet!
Pierce Hawthorne : That doesn't mean you're not having sex.
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Troy : Tell him. Tell him you've been in love with me since high school.
Vaughn : Wait a minute. Is that true Mountain Flower?
Annie Edison : I never want to lie to you, so I will tell you that I did have a crush on him but it's over, I swear.
Vaughn : You swear? Just like Britta swore that she didn't give Jeff my poem and then I found him laughing at it with Pierce and that Sherri Shepherd lady? It's happening again. Your study group is evil. And you don't deserve ice cream.
[throws extra cone away]
Annie Edison : [gasp]
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Annie Edison : Vaughn wants to show me a cloud that looks like a pumpkin!
