Community (TV Series)
Romantic Expressionism (2010)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Abed : When you guys first came in, we were as wholesome as the family in the Brady Bunch. Now we're as dysfunctional and incestuous as the cast of the Brady Bunch.
Shirley Bennett : I agree with Abed. This is getting creepy.
Annie Edison : No more creepy than when Jeff wears tight jeans and you say, "I'd like to slap those buns on the grill!"
Shirley Bennett : First of all, I don't talk like that, and second of all where I'm from it's perfectly normal for women to talk about their male friends' backsides. You don't see me saying anything about Abed and Troy's weird little relationship.
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"Kickpuncher" narrator : It is the year 2006 A.D and nuclear war has ravaged the planet.
Abed : I must've missed that.
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Pierce Hawthorne : "Directed by Kim Yung." Asian. Can't direct, can't drive.
Señor Chang : Dude, I'm right here.
Abed : Right there.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Change! Time to change the channel! This guy'll be begging for change soon, he keeps making movies this terrible! We should change to something good, this movie stinks! We should change his diaper. That's change we can believe in!
Abed : [Abed hits pause] Okay, it's obvious something strange is happening here.
Pierce Hawthorne : What are you talking about? I'm making jokes during a movie.
Troy : Yeah, but you're doing it with the speed and determination of the incomparable Robin Williams.
