This Means War (2012)

Reese Witherspoon: Lauren

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• Lauren : And you look like the kind of guy who's interested in a one-day rental, if you know what I mean.

• FDR Foster : I missed you.

  Tuck : I know. I've missed you too.

  FDR Foster : I love you, man.

  Tuck : I love you, too.

  FDR Foster : We're back!

  Lauren : Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.

• Lauren : Oh, I think I'm going to hell

  Trish : Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.

• Lauren : FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like, little T-Rex hands.

  Trish : Ew, gross!

  [Tuck laughs] 

  Trish : That means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis.

  [Tuck laughs out loud] 

  FDR Foster : You knot that's not true. You've seen it. You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.

• Lauren : I'm going out. I'm dating. I'm having fun.

  Trish : You date but you're not taking it seriously.

• Lauren : Oh, it was the most humiliating moment ever.

  Trish : Well, that's because you have to come up with, like, better excuses. You should have been like, "I have a fiancé, too, but he's actually getting a penile reduction this afternoon because his penis is so big, every time it lands like a poltergeist."